Like a muffin. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Untill such time that I have more. I'm baaaaa-ack! Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. It's wrong, I tell you. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. I may NEVER shut up. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Either way, I'm here. who keeps asking if you can hear him. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. Or CRAP, for short. Write A Mission Statement A roast speech is a tribute to a guest of honor, recognizing his faults and misadventures while wrapped into humorous jokes. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. I now officially have proof that someone has been here! I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. You are a canker, an open wound. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. I get done at 9:15. That's is just so extremly creepy. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. Generate insults nobody has ever seen before and blast your friends and enemies with them. You haven't been paying attention have you? There's even a money back guarantee. they were special wings. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. I'm going, you're on you're own! YouTube @Kopywriting I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Josh wants his thought back. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. Choosing The Right Photos 2 The earth was formless and void or a waste and emptiness, and darkness was upon the face of the deep [primeval ocean that covered the unformed earth]. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. But, you should know that, since you like reading. It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. They were a bit late. I promise to love you till the very end. Yeaha topic would be good. This is just way too much of a change at once. I love my calculator, though. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" It gave me new insight into how weird I am. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. With a shake, the future is revealed! You--> me-->. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. Roast Text Art (Copy & Paste) - textart.sh Roast Text Art Don't forget to click the spacesunderscores button to fill the white space with underscore characters so that when you paste it somewhere, it doesn't collapse all the spaces. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). ._1sDtEhccxFpHDn2RUhxmSq{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-flow:row nowrap;flex-flow:row nowrap}._1d4NeAxWOiy0JPz7aXRI64{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}.icon._3tMM22A0evCEmrIk-8z4zO{margin:-2px 8px 0 0} Seeya. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. trump will build his wall and keep dumb spics like you out of the country. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Look verbatim up. I'm back! This site uses cookies. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. Aren't you happy? Sothe plan is going to fail. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. I hate Math. No? Okay. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. So, we packed everthing up. Okay. I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! It was pretty good. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. I mean, come on! You're enough of an asshat as it is. If that happens, then no one will read this. I'm just rambling. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. Lepers avoid you. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. 2 . It's annoying. OR, maybe it's the writing. Isn't that sort of ironic? Good roasts can enliven and bring joy to awkward dinners and parties if timed right. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! Just wait a sec while I stop the music. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Good. Yes. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. A little known fact is that a long time ago Jason used to work at McDonald's. It was the last time anyone said about your work, "I'm lovin' it." This is exciting Jason right?? You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). I'm back again. (and redundancy!) This has been a weird day. Why can't I? I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. You vulgar little maggot. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. | 2.92 KB, GetText | It makes sense, though. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! I don't think there actually are any. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" What does copy-and-paste mean? You are dank and filthy. Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. There is a world where you were never born. Pretty cool, huh? Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." and eat dinner. Is that too much to ask? Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!! I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. How To Write An About Page I few months ago I saw a movie about that. If I did, would I stop this? By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Thanks. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. 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And mildly weirded-out. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. He is pure evil. Okay. Maybe you're lost. Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome . There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. I's can get to my site again! What are the requirements to get a remote job in copywriting and digital marketing? Everything is fine. It just wouldn't have been "right." You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! 14. twitchquotes: Dang it's like you could copy and paste anything in chat and everyone goes wild over it - you guys look ridiculous. 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